Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it
*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
the perfect tity is the titty that fits perfectly in ur hand and all titties are different sizes and all hands are different sizes so the tity that fits ur hand is ur tity soulmate
Bruh, thats deep
Today at IHOP I demanded each of my pancakes have an equal number of blueberries
did they do it?
No they just stared at me blankly and said “do you how long that’s going to take”
the deepest post on this site
This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year.
This class is hard
And he likes Spongebob
Help a person out